Greetings, salutations, and whatever else.

It seems youve made it to my town. We dont have a lot around here,
except for me, a guy who discovered a lot of shit, and a drunk scientist.
Plus a cult I guess.

Who I am.

Im a Bro Strider fictive in the Small Talk system, making a website out of sheer boredom if Im totally honest. I come from a mixed universe. Pokemon, Homestuck, and just the touch of Minecraft.

A proper introduction.

As previously stated, Im a Bro Strider, Timaeus is my name though. I tend to do things without thinking when its our best interest. Kind of an asshole, if Im real. Im not that nice of a guy, especially not if you piss me off or hurt my kids.
Im in my early to mid thirties, somewhere like 33 I think. Ive got two kids, Dirk and David. I had a pokemon gym in my source, with my shiny charizard, Bethany, as my main. People usually lost to me.
I was friends with the typical Homestuck guardians, Mr Harley, Lalonde, Adam Egbert, Ms Egbert.
Oh yeah, and I died.

That part where I said I died wasnt a joke.

Yeah, I got killed by a cult I had following me. Some little fucker came up behind me and stabbed me a good several times and ran off. David found me and started crying and there wasnt a lot I could do because I was. You know. Dying. And eventually Dirk came by as I was blacking out and tried to patch me up and I died anyway, lol. After that, I became a yamask. David found me and we hung out afterwards. I wasnt really in control of myself very often after that, but I did my best to stay with my kids.

Moving on from that morbid tidbit.

Ive seen pokemon that dont technically exist. No idea where I lived, but we sure did live there. We had present day technology, plus the in game stuff. Dirk had a blissey and he was studying medical things. He was good at it. David had mega autism and couldnt stand change or seeing pokemon die or get hurt, even wild ones. Son of a bitch kept attracting all the little wild fucks to the front door cause hed feed and pet them. Hes a good kid though.

I could go on for a long time about memories.

Instead of that though, Im going to tell you that I dont have anything else to say and show you images I have made.

(If you like my art, go to Cypress' commission page where you can buy art from us.)

And heres my playlist thats still a wip.